A Short List of My Favorite Sandwiches

EVERYBODYS DOING IT (and im drunk)

Sat, 06 Oct 2007 08:02:54 GMT

Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (149)
Anna Karenina (132)
Crime and punishment (121)
Catch-22 (117)
One hundred years of solitude (115)
Wuthering Heights (110)
The Silmarillion (104)
Life of Pi: a novel (94)
The name of the rose (91)
Don Quixote (91)*
Moby Dick (86)*
Ulysses (84)
Madame Bovary (83)
The Odyssey (83)
pride and prejudice (83)
Jane Eyre (80)
A tale of two cities (80)
The brothers Karamazov (80)
Guns, Germs, and Steel: the fates of human societies (79)
War and peace (78)
Vanity fair (74)
The time traveler's wife (73)
The Iliad (73)
Emma (73)
The Blind Assassin (73)
The kite runner (71)
Mrs. Dalloway (70)
Great expectations (70)
American gods (68)
A heartbreaking work of staggering genius (67)
Atlas shrugged (67)
Reading Lolita in Tehran : a memoir in books (66)
Memoirs of a Geisha (66)
Middlesex (66)
Quicksilver (66)
Wicked : the life and times of the wicked witch of the West (65)
The Canterbury tales (64)
The historian : a novel (63)
A portrait of the artist as a young man (63)
Love in the time of cholera (62)
Brave new world (61)
The Fountainhead (61)
Foucault's pendulum (61)
Middlemarch (61)
Frankenstein (59)
The Count of Monte Cristo (59) *
Dracula (59)
A clockwork orange (59)
Anansi boys (58)
The once and future king (57)
The grapes of wrath (57)
The poisonwood Bible : a novel (57)
1984 (57)
Angels & demons (56)
The inferno (56)
The satanic verses (55)
Sense and sensibility (55)
The picture of Dorian Gray (55)
Mansfield Park (55)
One flew over the cuckoo's nest (54)
To the lighthouse (54)
Tess of the D'Urbervilles (54)
Oliver Twist (54)
Gulliver's travels (53)
Les misérables (53)
The corrections (53)
The amazing adventures of Kavalier and Clay (52)
The curious incident of the dog in the night-time (52)
Dune (51)
The prince (51)
The sound and the fury (51)
Angela's ashes : a memoir (51)
The god of small things (51)
A people's history of the United States : 1492-present (51)
Cryptonomicon (50)
Neverwhere (50)
A confederacy of dunces (50)
A short history of nearly everything (50)
Dubliners (50)
The unbearable lightness of being (49)
Beloved (49)
Slaughterhouse-five (49) *
The scarlet letter (48)
Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation (48)
The mists of Avalon (47)
Oryx and Crake : a novel (47)
Collapse : how societies choose to fail or succeed (47)
Cloud atlas (47)
The confusion (46)
Lolita (46)
Persuasion (46)
Northanger abbey (46)
The catcher in the rye (46)
On the road (46) **
The hunchback of Notre Dame (45) *
Notre Dame de Paris (45)
Freakonomics : a rogue economist explores the hidden side of everything (45)
Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance : an inquiry into values (45)
The Aeneid (45)
Watership Down (44)
Gravity's rainbow (44)
The Hobbit (44)
In cold blood : a true account of a multiple murder and its consequences (44)
White teeth (44)
Treasure Island (44) *
David Copperfield (44)
The three musketeers (44) *

* Children's Illustrated Classics
** "That's not writing, that's typing." - Truman Capote

Fear

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:56:27 GMT

I think it's time I came clean.

Recently, I've developed this fear of dying with a full bladder. I'll have to urinate REALLY BADLY, and I start to get nervous that I'm going to die before getting the chance to relieve myself and for all eternity I will wander, unfulfilled.

I have no idea why I would develop this fear unless it was in my cards.

But I just took care of business, so currently I am absolutely, unflinchingly, unafraid of death.

P.S. I drank Ethiopian mead last night and English mead tonight. I don't know why it's so associated with Vikings - the Ethiopian mead is 7 times better.

ALSO - I had grog a few weeks ago. PRETTY GOOD.

Bush in China

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 03:21:01 GMT

One of Prezident Bush's top priorities in his recent visit to China is human rights. He visited a church and spoke about the repression of religion. This is all well and good, but China is flooded by sweatshops if Bush's priorities were truly human rights then he would have denounced their practices and demanded strict labor laws. Maybe visit a factory and inspire the workers there. But I guess that might endanger the production of cheap toys during the upcoming holiday season.

"May God bless the Christians of China. [but not you sweaty little heathens]"

decision? decision.

Wed, 31 Aug 2005 20:58:27 GMT

i've been spending the last few months figuring out what i want to do with myself. i almost ended up in:

berkeley
native american reservation
pittsburgh
slovenia
manchester
london
richland, washington
chicago

but in the end, ive decided to stay in champaign.

i got offered a job with the university's smart energy design assistance center helping small businesses across illinois and missouri with energy efficiency and sustainable design.

and im taking it.

ok fine imran

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 18:22:53 GMT

list three random facts about yourself that your friends might not know (good or bad).

1. i'm writing a novel (i have nearly half a page already)

2. sometimes i watch date my mom

3. im friends with someone who didnt know where south america is?

pick your top 10 favorite songs of the moment then tag some people:

1. tables and chairs - andrew bird

2. beast and dragon adored - spoon

3. gone for good - the shins

4. hate it aint so - dj koochie (50 cent/weezer remix)

5. a nervous tic motion of the head to the left - andrew bird

6. non-photo blue - pinback

7. wake up - arcade fire

8. wake up - the walkmen

9. city hall - tenacious d

10. the song mike played on the wicked armadillo/guides to nowhere split cd - wicked armadillo

YOU'VE BEEN TAGGED!

lidora, kevinuu, popejesusii

rptrz plz

Sun, 17 Jul 2005 07:27:51 GMT

GUESS WHO FOUND THEIR TORONTO RAPTORS HAT?

me!

the pass out game

Wed, 13 Jul 2005 16:40:10 GMT

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/07/13/choking.game.ap/index.html

We have a big game every Tuesday at High Point if you're interested.

brqw

Sun, 10 Jul 2005 09:45:30 GMT

btw, next time my p[arents are out of tiown i am going to covnert my house intoa roller rink. t
rrtrust me, its ogng to work.,

EEEK

Tue, 24 May 2005 05:35:39 GMT

AAAAh I'm leaving for Europe tomorrow,. IM REALLY NERVOUS. It'll be for a month. IVE NEVER GONE ON VACATIN (i dont think) FOR A MONTH. THATS A LONG TIME. i have all of my shit crammed into a backpack. Yikes! IT will be times.

I get to spend two weeks in Serbia for my mom's high school reunion. we're totally going to be staying in a monastary for a few days while we're there. NUNZ RAWK. i remember the monastary being beautiful and awesome when we went when i was 7 or something. I ALSO REMEMBER EATING A LOT OF DUM DUM LOLLIPOPS AND COLLECTING POINTS TO WIN AWESOME DUM DUM MERCHANDISE, LIKE A TSHIRT OR TOTE BAG. i hope i get to enjoy some dum dums while im there too plz.
we'll be all over my moms home village of zaecar (englski spelling plz) and the capital, beograd (belgrade for you americans). ALSO the adriatic coast in either montenegro or croatia (in dobrovnic which looks like a fucking amazing city IT USED TO BE PART OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE CHECK OUT PICTURES ON LINE IT LOOKS REAL NEAT).

THEN

I will spend two MORE weeks in europe with SUSAN who will be finishin up her study abroad class in London. So we will hit up london and paris and brussels and berlin and amsterdam and (my personal favorite) eindhoven, home of eindhoven airport.
IT IS GOING TO BE A LOT OF FUN. we dont have any hostels or anything booked and iits KIND OF NERVOUSING. but it will be all figured out. I AM REALLY excited. i hope my backpack doesnt crush my bones or else my body would MELT TO THE FLOOR. (BONES ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO THE OVERALL STRUCTURE OF THE HUMAN BODY) i'm also meeting with the guy from the university of manchester, whom is smelly and mean according to susan. WE'LL SEE WHAT MY NOSE THINKS.

then i will be back, and if i get a job offer from ILLINOIS CLEAN ENERGY then i will probably accept it and start working AT THE BEGINNING OF JULY. if not and the univ of manchester wants me, then I MIGHT START A THREE YEAR PhD PROGRAM IN SEPTEMBER IN ENGLAND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. or i might just chubs.

LOL (LOTS OF LOVE)
EURO-TOM

3rd Block is soooo boring

Sat, 21 May 2005 20:39:45 GMT

Dear God Julie
this class is boring as hell omg im gunna die damn...
My arm fucking hurts my stupid ass cut it, god im stupid sometimes
...pff look at Mav he thinks hes the shit he a lame...

Damn girl I know, I'm about to doze off. My eyes cant stay open.
MAV's laime ass...that fag. MAV's hand be hurtin from u kno wat! LOL. EWW.
call me when you get home if you want me to go w/you. Talk 2 Seth about it.
Dumb fuck, nice going w/the arm thing. I still have marks on my arm from last week or 2 ago

=( yeah Julie we gotta stop this shit but you know how we be we both got fucked up lives so what do people expect?
Shit I'll talk to Seth + call you + see what he says,
I think Mavs bummed out becaus even the blow up doll wouldnt give him some..lol!

girl I know! Our dumbasses, Adam don't even care, none of b/f's reay knew or cared.
Only Karl and Seth would ell at me for it. Now Seth dont give a shit if I'm alive or not. =(
yeah, just let me know. POOR MAV

God damn Ben better not show his ugly ass self at the airport I'll stick him in da face haha
shit, girl you know I will if i see him! lol, I think Seth will too, that Shit be funnie as hell.
I hope Seth lets me go, and he wont be an asshole. He's such a fuking dickhead to me.
I dont give a fuck anymore I'm getting used to him being meane to me now.

Where to next year?

Wed, 27 Apr 2005 21:44:57 GMT

Uh, yeah so I have no clue what I'm doing next year.
My choices grow fastly enough to replace the ones that disappear, so at least that's good.

So maybe,
Pittsburgh - CarnegieMelon doing Engineering and Public Policy. but they don't have funding, so they might send me to ...
Slovenia - The major university there is doing research on renewable energy and I might get funding to go there for a few months to a year as a student of CMU, but only working on research then come back to Pittsburgh and finish up the phd. That's looking kind of shaky now with deadlines and the like, so someone there suggested....
Manchester, UK - doing some electrical engineering type research on renewables and their distribution. doesnt sound very fun. but its only three years and I would get my phd there instead of from cmu.
Chicago - I applied to a few jobs there doing energy analysis or wind power management stuff.
Africa - get back to my roots and just enjoy life.

I'm really not very pumped about any of these (except for africa, of course). I'm kind of hoping just to stay in Chicago for a bit and work. The manchester one would start in june, and i'm going to be in europe until the end of june anyway, so i wouldnt get to spend time with my slammin' buds back at home first.
GROAN. GROAN.

now im in the computer lab stressed out and watering a bit. and that asian dude who always fucking sits next to me and farts these nasty ones is hovering over me. AND THIS MAKES THE TEARS FLOW LIKE WATERFALL.

i'm seriously not ready to leave this place (not the computer lab, because i really cant handle the farts, but champaign). it's been some times, but fast times. (now he's sitting on my table right next to my hands, thats really weird, wtf get off plz thnx)

lets play spades? intermediate lounge 2? fst gm plz

When to stop working on a lab report

Wed, 13 Apr 2005 11:45:51 GMT

"The power-factor angle δ is determined by the difference in angle between Peoria and Bloomington."

I've been spending most of the night/morning avoiding writing a lap report. If I just focused on it, then it would take two hours tops, but I hate writing them so much that I avoid them as much as possible. There was this very cool show on public access that Pat and I watched in the wee hours. "Ethics in America" It had a huge panel (at least 10 people) discussing hypothetical situations related to their fields. One was on military orders and included several generals from different branches (includiing wes moreland and some fucking badass military guy with a hook hand) and peter jennings and mike wallace and priest that loooked like dracula and newt gengrich and other related people. another one was about corporate ethics and the public and had supreme court justice antonin "scabies" scalia, lawyers, judges, media, CEOS.
It was nice to see everyone talking intelligently without screaming in eachothers faces. There was no sensationalism about it. No one was saying anything for shock, but they were still candid with their views. No word mincing. very respecting and interesting. It was originally shown in 1988/ I wonder if it was populr then and whether a similar program would be successful today. i think people are sick of the bickering pointless debates that are popularized on cable news networks. no ones trying to enlighten or inform anyone. they are just preaching to their respective choirs and hoping to rock their opponents face off. now, i am one for an occasioanl face rocking, but please everyone, lets step back a little and discuss things like hook handed military dudes who would take no prisoners: calmly, thoughtfully, and respectfully.
if i saw half of these people on bill o'reilly or the chubbs report, my blood would boil. current talk atmospheres are not conducive to viewer contemplation. ok, thats enough of saying the same thing to avoid work.

imran, i enjoyed your show tonight. i hope you are having a good time in internal machine voltage.
ryan, i hope terminal voltage is treating you fine. i may see you when i am out there in two weekends.

ramblingly yours,
tom

www.4q.cc/vin/

Sun, 10 Apr 2005 17:22:16 GMT

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

Of all the things I've lost...

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 03:30:43 GMT

...I miss my Toronto Raptors ski cap the most.

!

Sat, 26 Mar 2005 19:14:56 GMT

When the fuck did Cathy get married?

FOOL FOR THE CITY

Thu, 24 Mar 2005 14:58:01 GMT

I know this news might be hard for most of you to take, but Foghat's original guitarist Rod Price has passed.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/24/deaths.ap/index.html

I know most of you are thinking, "Does this mean Foghat won't play at the Hoffman Estates 4th of July Fest this summer?"

Don't worry. Rod wasn't a part of the current Foghat lineup, so we might get to see them again this year promoting their 2003 release "Family Joules." The tracklisting looks promising:

MUMBO JUMBO
HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
HERO TO ZERO
LOOKING FOR YOU
*THAMES DELTA BLUES
LONG TIME COMING
FLAT BUSTED (AND OUT OF GAS)
SEX WITH THE EX
I FEEL FINE SELF MEDICATED
I'M A ROCK 'N ROLLER
MEAN VOODOO WOMAN
VOODOO WOMAN BLUES
*(Dedicated to Jason… Dave's biggest fan)

Rod - I hope you enjoy a Slow Ride up to heaven. We'll miss you.

LEAD FUMES AND CHURCH

Wed, 16 Mar 2005 03:08:40 GMT

I did a lot of soldering in class today. The smell reminds me of church. Like the ashy container the priest would shake around. And the candles I would light in the sand - adding an extra one every two years or so when a grandparent died.
And my brother throwing up all over my dad's suit jacket on Easter. Those killer icons with the dragon slayers.
The Orthodox Church is awesome - and full of smells. In many ways, it is like an ECE lab.

wtffffffff

Fri, 04 Mar 2005 09:44:22 GMT

and really quick.

i keep getignt these emails like: dodes your cum dribble but yo uwant it to squirt? impress your woman with your cumshot.

ok, what the fuck. who's like, hey WOMAN check this baby out. and then squirts the length of a city blovck. and breaks through five apartment walls and catapults his WOMAN into the street like a something./ NO ONE DOES THAT. who cares how far you can shooti t. it dodeenst do anything. its just for iditios frat boys to impress eachother on chicke wing/circle jerk night. whatever, they can keep their squirts because im a-ok with the dribble.

lol (leprosy o l)
tom

cape PARTY

Fri, 04 Mar 2005 09:18:12 GMT

let me tekll you all a story. ok? so herest the deal ready for it? ok. well., there was this gfreat party that weveryone was invitedd to.. it was all about weraing capes hannd having a great ime and eating free beer and drinking biurritos.

not any burritos. homeMADE BURIRITOS. REALLY GOOD ONES TOO..

and ALLLLLLLL these peop;le ere like. fucking cape party. im so fukcing there. YES. and you know what. thjey totlaly bailed.

lets be serious.here. there were a decent amount of people for this hypothtetical thrusdday part.y. and MOST FO THEM WORRE CAPES. and some of the hosts' mayjors dudes fwholove the evnrionment came newar the end after the campus pplice busted it fro not being cool enough. BUT STILL/ LIKE. I KEPT THINKING EVNEN THOUGH SOME OF MY MAJOR FRIEND SWHERE THERE./ I KEPT THINKING. (or these hosts epkpet thinkkgn) OH MAN, WHERE ARE aLLL THESE MINORLY COOL PEOPOLE WHO WHERE COMGONG TO COME/ did they get ampueted? did kthey get stuck in qu;icksand?

noi one really knows.

NO ONE.

and thats ok. because they miessed out on the thyme of their lyf.

ok enough of GUILTMAKING.

i wnet to the nutreitionalist about my low choleestererersreol. she said, dont worry about it. you might get a stroke or get drpressed but its cool. we like you that way. eat some guacameole or osmtehingtg. ANDI SAID SURE ILL EAT SOME GUACAMOLE AT MY CAPE PARTY WHERE I WILL FEED MY BEST FRIENDS EVER WITH BURRITOS. ' she told me to eat more fat. I SAID NO PROBLEM. and i ate so many burritos. but sriousllyt. there weere at least 25 burritos eattne tonight (and one quessadila)(. my firend and formere roommate wesley ivna came. that made me happy. my bro came.

oh man, my cape was kind of cool. it was hawaiwi. there erew flowers onit.

KENNY BROUGHT ME A SOFT PREZTEL. DOES HE KNOW THAT SOFT PRETZELS ARE ONE OF MY FIVE FAVORITE FOODS?

1. soy yak meat.
2. BURRITOS
3. boarbgequeed seitan
4/ liquid frienship
5. somehting neat

ok, so my good friend and companion ryan croke are havint a party on saturday. its the same day as my birhtday. so its my birhtday partty but he doesnt know yet. so come to it? its at the corner of armeroy and first. they have really nice parties and we all dance really waell. so come ok?

my brain doesnt work anymore. i think theres something seriously busted. my breain keeps thinking about one or two things or people or osmething and i cant help it. i need a swtich or somtihng. OH SHIT IM HAVING A SRTOKE. jsut ikidding its just dpression. justk idindg its a bowel movement. just kidding its kenny reaDING THIS ENTRY WHILE I TYPEI T OH SHIT. kenny stold me to type that its because im drhink and that i have blood colots in my brain. but i told him he was silly.

i have ;this picture of my friend eric atkins on my deks. its him in fromnt of the serbian embasy. it makes me simile =)

ryan corkei have your books here in my room. but you dont have livejoruanl. so you wil never see this.

ive been reaidng fight club the book. its reall al ot like the movei. i like his other books. but i have a heard time separeating this from the movie because its so similar so far. I HOPE I CAN DO IT IM BETTER THAN THIS.?

ive bene listening to a lot of pavement lately. oi relaly like the song "here" you might like it too? ogh shit
imran sent me the new beck song one of them .i m going to listen to it. brb.

ok that was really good i liked it. i love beck. we lplayed so much beck tonight and everyone loved it.
kenn just said ted turner. id ont know why?

so i think ym favorite inventor is buckminster fuller. ihe ivnvetnd the geodescid dome. he thought that if they were made big enough they could float. he alsao invetned the dhymaxion. which is s ocool. it was made in the fifties or something ant id fit 10 people and had 35 mpg which is better than fucking suvs which hold five stupid people. but hte ten people in the dymaxion where smart and neat like eleoanor roosevelt( fdrs gay first lady cousin) and hgh wells. they loved it. then some sshole creashed into one and the media (who was fucking the oil companyies as hard then as they do now) said it was byecause the car wasnt cool enough or something. maybe now cd player. anyway/ i checked hout his book of life thoughts and its really good i like it. cool farmat. should i read you a smaple? sure i will. brb.

"and all the king's horses
ad all the kings' men
though supported financially
by 200 dbiillion dollar ba year
military budgests -
and byt all the
world around nonthinking
public and private bureacracies-
cannot put status quo together again
nor sutstain
its limited benieficiaries profitabily."

iimsure there are better seciotns but i just filpped around the book and thought it was cool. its cformated like poetry
its nice i like it.artyhur just spilled coins on the floor. neat

ok, so my pal eric uskali just got a job with the dailiy illin (our daily collegiate newespaper) h e got in on an article about farbot (oiur future mascot). it will be run in the paper tomororw. hei sa an opiion columnist. chekci him ouat at www.dailyillini.com

ok? please? you owe me sthis at leats.

my throat just startyed hurting.

lets all go to adamzmicks party tomorrow?deal?

so like, theres this aldy that i was all about. and i tried to ask her to go on ddets, but i guess it ewasnt direct enough. you know? i didnt see her much. but for some reason i was like, we have a lot in common you know? I THINK WE WONULD HAVE GRET TIMEs. women are silly. unlike robots. which make so much sense to me. god. they rock. i need a robot right now =(
kenny is yelling at me to thurn on the internet. but im using someone elses wireless right now and it works for me so ai dont relly careh e can turn it in if he wants.

i'm toms throbbing throat
im toms fixated brain
im toms stiff nekc
im toms peeling fingers
im toms neurosis
im rtoms low cholesteorol.

is our children learing? i dont know. its really agood qustion i dont know why bush got shit for it. how micuh did you college people learn while you wheere there? i feel like i am less smart now. i dont know. nmaybe not. but it seemsl ike after ofur years i would feel smarter or more worthwhile. i feel like i was really good at doing a good amount of my hoemwork, and rocking my etsts (relatviyl to the rest of my clas). but who cares. is our children leraning? not relaly. maybe. tell meok? deal?

kenyn just said he assasintated me by an ak47 bullet. ok? i guess so. i think it was really pats fake bullets from his costume. bit maybe i am dead. who am i to judge. just some duede who lovs to chubs around.

this is feeling more like a journal now. im just sppilling ll my thoughts. this feels nice.

LJCUT

or something. i dont know hwot o do it really sorry. os im going to europe after i graduate with my fam its my moms high school reeunion in serbia but i want to hang out with my buds after. like kevin or suzie rayeye who will be in englshand

i dkt know it probalby wont happen. maybe. i want to go to bolivia to help the idnigensou peop fight againts water privatization. ok? is that ok with YOU.

i am toms spilling thoughts

you wake up in willard
switch

i got in to carnegie melon but i really wanted to go to bekrekyl but they said i was just barleny not cool enough. i dont know what i think about canreige. it seems tuffy and boring. but im visiting and maybe it'll be ok.

i applied to a job here on campus for sustainabiltiy coordinator that aowouild be cool. id do it for a year nad go to the cmu enegineering and public policy program.

i had arewlaly good day today i think. they partye maybe brought it down. but just walkinkg around and reading and thinking and enjoying the beauitifuo day and playing mbira made me feel so happy. happys cool. and i didnt need to take that fucking xanax the doctor gave me. or the viagra the other one gave me. or the vicodan from my surgrery.

oh god anyone who read thsi s will think im totally fucking off it. but not really.

i am toms sense of shame

ok time to liten to more pavement.
i miss you all so mch and im sorry for how long and stupid and fucking obnoxioux this is and i will feel dumb andfter i hit post, biut i will be too anxious to delete it. its a nice acount.

(erics cape was best, and me and callie had these awesome dance offs and there wwas thjis duede whos b9irthday it was and we sang the happy birthday jesus loves you song and he loved it so much he bought me a pony)

lol (lots of love)
tom

shake n bake

Mon, 14 Feb 2005 20:07:10 GMT

I'm in the computer lab, and this TOTAL douchebag next to me just asked me not to shake my legs because it shakes his computer. Like it doesn't shake mine too? WHERE DOES HE GET OFF? And his phone just vibrated. I can't totally hear that and it's really distracting. Plus he made me want to write a journal entry which took up my valuable time. LET THE SHAKING COMMENCE!

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 00:22:46 GMT

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Surgerrry

Wed, 05 Jan 2005 05:16:32 GMT

I'm getting some wicked face surgery tomorrow morning. It should be serious times.

If I don't make it, I just wanted to let you all know that I'll miss you all. Except for Sara.

I kid. But I really do hate Imran.

This entry is so DVD

Sun, 26 Dec 2004 10:29:47 GMT

"Kwanzaa is like the DVD version of Hanukkah"

David Sacks, 2006

Sun, 08 Aug 2004 01:05:48 GMT

Bush is against the legacy system for college.

People should get in on merit. You know, except for him.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/08/06/bush.legacy/index.html

Wed, 04 Aug 2004 16:20:38 GMT

15,000 to 30,000 black Sudanese have been killed in Darfur while the world sits still. 2,000 Americans die and the world cries.

When the Americans are attacked, two governments fall with the help of several countries. 150 Rwandans and 150 Nigerians will be in Sudan shortly.

Humanitarian efforts apply on the behalf of the powerful.

Sudan needs more oil.